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Tom's Secret messages...

Contrary to popular belief, Tom's little messages (j/k, jk ray, joking) aren't about being kidding or joking. They containing many codes that are hard to crack, but with a nut cracker (Notorious Unicorn Telecommunicator Code Reader and Chocolate Kandy Eating Regurgitater) you can crack the codes. What is a NUT CRACKER... It is simply a unicorn hooked up to a voice activated dialing telephone that cracks codes that are hard to crack. It also regurgitates chocolate for you making it more enjoyable because since vitamins are abosorbed in the stomach all nutrition value is removed from the candy making it more enjoyable because things that are bad for you taste good! Now... back to the more practical use. In my so secret it doesn't exist on record lab in the valley of nowhere we invented the nutcracker. The unicorn cracks the code tells the message with a phone to A vicious talking ape, which stands for (Voice Interpreting CI Of UnicornS talking ape) The vicious talking ape tells us what the unicorn says so that way me and my team of skilled scientists learn what the message means. Of course we had a fight in court with animal rights activists to be able to do this. The NutCracker and Vicious Ape helped us learn what Tom Shannon is saying...

J/K ....................means.............Jealous and Krazy (of world dictators)
JK RAY..............means.............Jumping Krazily because Rachael i Adore You(r knowledge of warfare)
Just Kidding......means.............. I love world domination

So as you can see Tom obviously has some plot to take over the world with a sort of monarchy and an army of rabid rabbits that constantly multiply for reinforcements and Chicken special ops forces. He also has a plot to kidnap rachael with a very large butterfly net and make her become the Chicken general. Our first suspicions began when Tom said war is one of the best things in life. we also have a secret spy photo of Tom Shannon playing ping pong with Kaiser Wilhelm later to be posted.

A New Post

Well, here is my new post. I saw some sort of crane yesterday. I saw two deer yesterday. And heard another deer it was close, but I couldn't see it. It made a mah sound. So I think it was a doe. Then, i heard it sneeze about 10 times. I was being swarmed by mosquitoes, but I didn't wanted to move because I was in a ton of brush so i would have made a lot of noise.Eventually I couldn't hear the deer anymore. So out of fear of running out of blood I started making my way out of the brushy woods. I saw a doe in the field on the other side of Kramer Drain. It was eating beans. The doe eventually went into a woods. I was finally out of the woods and was walking along a ditch when I saw something brown in the field. I forgot binoculars so i had to use my plain eye sight. I didn't think it was a deer because if it was that deer would have to be extremely old cause it would have had a ginormouy long neck. So I kept going. Sure enough it took off running into the woods I was in. I eventually found a spot along the ditch where there wasn't many mosquitoes and stayed there for 40 mintues. I didn't see anymore deer, but I did hear lots of birds, crickets, frogs, and a turkey clucking. It was about 9:20 so I figured I'd make my way back. Then I heard something in the field across the ditch. They were making a weird noise. I think they might have been turkeys. I eventually made my back along the edge of a the woods. Crossed a narrow part of a woods. Went through a brushy meadowy hilly prairie to my vehicle and drove home.