Cats!

Though not as cool as dogs, cats are still cats. Cats can be cool but only when the attack things. Like mice, birds or other critters. Dogs are so much better in every other way. The best kind of dog is a beagle. Smaller dogs are nicer than old fat lazy fat dogs. Cats always seem to be so arrogant and try to avoid people and scratch them. Animals that hunt are the best. Probably because they act like real animals. Did you know that llamas are cool too! You know what I've always wondered? Probably not. Well I guess you'll never know until I tell you. So I'll tell you. If they made a movie about a dog show would it be rated PG-13 because frequent use of the B!^(!! word? Well, I'd like to close with a few things about cats:
-Ancient Egyptians used to shave their eyebrows in morning when the family cat died.
-Cats are the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible.
-Blue-eyed white cats are often deaf.
- Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites - but human bites are the most dangerous of all, because people have more bacteria in their mouths.
[Kind of reminds me of a story about a man biting a dog]
- Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler. [Craig J. Pohl]
[Why is it that military leaders and Craig Pohl hate cats ? Is Craig a military leader?]
- It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.
- Six-toed kittens are so common in Boston and surrounding areas of Massachusetts that experts consider it an established mutation
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